helicopterjones ([info]helicopterjones) wrote,
2005-07-18 13:35:00
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  • Mood: exhausted
  • Music: NIN f/ Rammstein - I hope you slip and fall and die at work

Dying at work

One day I want to read everyone else's journals and find parts about me and cut and paste them into an entry that will become my entry. Here are some things for you if I saw you this weekend. Maybe we can trade.

I got my car towed
Meghan got stung in the eye by a mumblebee
Christina couldn't buy a tool to penetrate Josh-Stephan
Josh-Stephan tricked everyone into thinking he got Neptune Soup
Will helped me make chips and queso 50% of one day's food intake
Tim A-Man spelled his own damn last name wrong
Cass bought the biggest, nastiest gum I could imagine
Polish Mike confirmed that the population of Poland is well over 18,000
Tom orchestrated the greatest exit strategy since Operation Iraqi Freedom
Richard performed rigorous calculations regarding European time zones
James drew a bunch of pictures of genitals
Edith thought that the life and death of punk rock could be summarized by a safety pin
Mike Bear-Man doesn't recognize anyone but himself
Lauren now owns a picture of a dude about to consume an anus

Now I am at work and tired and my pH is about 4.3. Maybe I should chill out with some coffee.

Q: What in this world is not weird?
A: Nothing Hangin' out

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  • 15 comments

[info]an_old_man

July 18 2005, 19:13:29 UTC 6 years ago

Hey I also recognized the radio show.

[info]helicopterjones

July 18 2005, 19:16:32 UTC 6 years ago

The radio show is not a dude, dude.

[info]g0_0n

July 18 2005, 19:57:19 UTC 6 years ago

that took a lot of encouragement

[info]tomtomtomtomtom

July 18 2005, 19:14:22 UTC 6 years ago

You neglected to mention that the other 50% of that day's food intake was rum-and-coke.

[info]helicopterjones

July 18 2005, 19:16:20 UTC 6 years ago

No, that was a different day.

[info]helicopterjones

July 18 2005, 19:19:11 UTC 6 years ago

But god damn, I ate a lot of chips and queso this weekend now that I think about it.

Thurs: Taco Cabana
Fri: La Reyna, Taco Cabana
Sat: Magnolia
Sun: Taco Cabana

[info]tomtomtomtomtom

July 18 2005, 19:36:15 UTC 6 years ago

Did you drive back or train back?

[info]helicopterjones

July 18 2005, 19:40:18 UTC 6 years ago

Drive. I got back at 5am. This is not the best day at work.

[info]tomtomtomtomtom

July 18 2005, 19:40:56 UTC 6 years ago

Ouch. You should really just go back Sunday nights instead of Monday morning.

[info]helicopterjones

July 18 2005, 19:47:58 UTC 6 years ago

You are a genius.

[info]tomtomtomtomtom

July 18 2005, 19:48:45 UTC 6 years ago

It is why I am paid $15,000/year to think.

[info]tomtomtomtomtom

July 18 2005, 19:50:03 UTC 6 years ago

And to teach.

[info]vyvyanbasterd

July 18 2005, 19:56:46 UTC 6 years ago

how is hazel

[info]tomtomtomtomtom

July 18 2005, 19:57:39 UTC 6 years ago

how is getting stabbed with a screwdriver

[info]vyvyanbasterd

July 18 2005, 20:03:36 UTC 6 years ago

probably pretty bad, you super spy.
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